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Cheesy Joke Day Celebration on Twitter
July 7th, 2009
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by Warren Whitlock · Filed Under: Twitter
Tomorrow is July 8th, 2009.
The ONLY time you can answer this cheesy joke correctly with the date:
“Why is 6 afraid of 7?”
July 8th was my father’s birthday. He passed away last year and I thought of this while wondering about the changes we will have now that he’s not attending the party.
Dad loved a cheesy joke more than anyone I know. I’m going to tweet and post comments with a few of them.
Share your Cheesy Joke for Cheesy Joke Day
Please join me for CHEESY JOKE DAY and tweet something corning.. then post a comment below and share your favorite silly joke.
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-what did the baby corn say to the momma corn?
where is pop corn?
-so there are two olives chilling on a plate. one falls off onto the floor. the olive on the plate leans over and asks his friend if he is ok. he responds “olive”
-What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
-What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!!!
Ok… U asked for it:)
So what did the fish say when he ran into the concrete wall? Oh, Dam!!
And what do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder!!
badda boom!
What kind of Bee gives milk? A Boobee!
In honor of the Tour de France bicycle race I must frame this cheesy joke in such a way that there is a chain of little chuckles and hope to get over the bar before you get tired of reading and the presure flattens me.
So now that the stage has been set and the race just started I’ll tell you the bicyele joke that won’t leave my mind. Because, believe me I have tried to get rid of it.
What is the difference between a man and a woman?
A man has a kick stand… and a woman doesn’t.
Two sausages’ in a frying pan. One sausage looks over and says, “man it’s getting hot in here”, The other sausage looks over and says “Oooh a talking sausage!”
Warren,
Our sons’ birthday is tomorrow also…. some of the best are born on 07-08!!!!
My daughter’s birthday is tomorrow. She was born in 1999. So her birthdate is 7899. Makes for easy remembrin!
Why did the orange stop rolling?
’cause it ran out of juice!
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two-tired.
Dad would often tell people that he was working on his 3rd million.
When pressed for details, he’d say.. because I had to give up on the first two.
Dad was rich in so many other ways
Two men are fishing on a pier. One day a woman sits down on the opposite side and proceeds to outfish the men in a couple of hours. The woman finishes and leaves.
The two men who had not caught anything dash over to the vacated spot and start fishing. Their luck does not change so they decide to come down to the pier early the next day and fish where the woman had fished previously.
The next day, they are fishing on the “lucky” side when the woman appears and again takes a position on the other side of the pier and outfishes the two men. By now the men are more than a little perturbed and make a pact to get down even earlier so that each of them can fish on one side of the pier.
The next day they put their plan into action, and still no luck. Even more surprising, the woman walks onto the pier and heads straight to the end and proceeds to outfish them by catching even more than the previous 2 days!
The men are besides themselves. The next day the woman does not show up at all and the two fisherman are still out of luck. They fish on the left, the center and the right with the same results.
No fish.
The following day finds them both grumpily fishing together again, when the woman walks down to the pier and begins to fish opposite of them. The two men cannot stand it any longer and approach the woman to ask the secret to her fishing luck.
The woman explains “When I get up in the morning to go fishing, I peak under the covers at my husbands penis. If it is laying to the left, I fish on the left and if laying to the right, I fish to the right, if it is laying straight out…well you can see the results.”
This leads one of the fisherman to ask “What do you do when it’s standing straight up?” to which the woman replies…………
are you ready……
here it comes…..
“That sure ain’t no time to go fishing!”
ok did I do this wrong? My joke.. I sent to your twitter. Sorry for the retweet…
Q. What’s Green and sings?
A…. Why Elvis Parsley of course!! from Highlights for children in 1968 or so.. lol
Corny prank call from times long gone by…
Call your local appliance store and ask:
“Excuse me sir, are your refrigerators running?”
“Yes, they are!”
“Well, you better go catch ‘em!”
Laugh hysterically. Hang up. Repeat.
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
(dunno…why not?)
Answer: because it wasn’t ‘warren’ted! ha ha ha ha
What a great way to remember your day!
What do you get when you cross a rooster & a duck?
A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn. lol
I meant dad – great way to remember your dad… :<)
Q: What’s black, white, and red all over?
A: the newspaper
obiously the red/read thing works better verbally.
Oh … One more: (yes, Warren I’ve always been a corny joke fan)
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Neat way to celebrate your dad’s life!!! Cheers my friend.
I have been wracking my brain .. (it is now pasta…) for a while.. I don’t know cheesy jokes… I never retained them when I heard them!
But when I was 14 I wrote a CHEESY LIMERICK! So I will offer that to you for your DAY OF CHEESINESS!
“There once was a young lady named Myrtle
She wore a very tight girdle
Myrtle she sneezed…
the girdle it breathed…
then there was a lot more Myrtle than girdle!”
Happy Birthday Dad Whitlock! May you be eternally laughing!
- What do you get when you cross a lawnmower with a baby bird?
-Shredded TWEET!
Slimming Down
A man was standing on the scale, sucking in his stomach. The man’s wife sarcastically said, “I don’t
think that’s going to help.”
“Sure it does,” he said. “How else could I see the numbers?”
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What’s black and white and red all over?
A skunk with diaper rash.
Why did Mr. Tomato Blush? Because he saw Mr. Green Pea
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa
What to body parts use to communicate?
cell phones…
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
…I don’t know, why not?
Answer: because it wasn’t ‘warren’ted! ha ha ha!!
For some reason this one made my whole family laugh til we cried while on a long car drive.
Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A. A stick!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Who?
Awe you don’t have to cry about it…
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud & cross the road again?
A. Because he is a dirty double-crosser
Q. What is the difference between a counterfeit bill & a crazy hare?
A. One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money
Q. What is the difference between a heavy thunderstorm & an injured lion?
A. One roars in pain and the other pours in rain
Q. What is the difference between a lazy schoolboy & a fisherman?
A. One hates books and the other baits hooks
A sandwich walks into a bar and says “I’d like a beer, please”.
The bartender takes a look at him and says “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
Two peanuts were walking along in the desert and one was assaulted!!!
A man was having a drink at a bar and the peanuts in the bowl next to him started saying things like “You’re looking good, man!” and “Have you been working out?”
He says to the bartender “Hey whats with these peanuts!” and the bartender says “Oh those? They’re complimentary!”
Where do horses go when they get sick?
Horse-pital!
Now for my selection of cow jokes… please add to them as you wish…
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic!
What do cows eat in the morning?
Moo-sli!
Where do cows go on a date?
To the Moo-vies!
etc etc… you get the drift….
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This is an action joke: You gotta do it to get it. Got it? Good!
Here goes:
You (to jokee): Say knock knock.
Jokee: Knock knock.
You (immediately): Whose there?
Then laugh your ass off because this catches most people off guard.
hahaha!
PS. A seven yr old pulled this one on me and I was stumped, hahaha!
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